drake helps josh w/ a crush
drake & josh accidentally sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans
i was told….”
what are the symptoms of being fergalicious
i will do a lot of things but admitting im cold to my mum who told me to bring a jacket isn’t one of them
i literally dont talk to anyone unless they talk to me first
that shitty feeling when you wanna go out & be social, but once you’re out, all you wanna do is be back at home
Said the little boy, “Sometimes I drop my spoon.”
Said the old man, “I do that too.”
The little boy whispered, “I wet my pants.”
I do that too,” laughed the little old man.
Said the little boy, “I often cry.”
The old man nodded, “So do I.”
But worst of all,” said the boy, “it seems
Grown-ups don’t pay attention to me.”
And he felt the warmth of a wrinkled old hand.
I know what you mean,” said the little old man.”
― Shel Silverstein
i wish my bank account looked like my follower count
more like my post count.
definitely my post count